Daily News : January 31st 2007

WTF is up with Paula Abdul, have y'all watched American Idol? She behaves like a 4 year old, clapping her hands, getting restless in her seat, spinning in her chain. Ridiculous.. How can I get her job? I would be AMAZING as the 3rd talking head in that mix, I can see it now and the ratings.. through the roof! Do any of you know anyone at Idol? I'm dead ass.. we need to make this happen. I'm going to start a petition.. If you want me as the replacement judge for Paula Abdul leave a comment at the end of the daily news. Let me also add that a blind monkey dresses her daily, she's a walking fashion don't. Does that woman own anything with out a flower or jewel?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16895634/

Incredible! A nationwide mandatory post lunch power nap! viva la FRANCE!!!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,13509-2575364,00.html

Hiccup, umm I didn't go to any ragers this weekend principle Harris
http://www.cnn.com/2007/EDUCATION/01/30/teen.drinking.ap/index.html

Senile man hits the jackpot at casino. "To be honest with you, I had no I idea how I was even playing the game"
http://www.mcall.com/news/local/all-a1_2jackpot-bjan31,0,2243266.story

Ahh North Korea wants to hold a 2nd nuke test
http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=newsOne&storyID=2007-01-31T120436Z_01_SEO199268_RTRUKOC_0_US-KOREA-NORTH.xml&pageNumber=0&imageid=&cap=&sz=13&WTModLoc=NewsArt-C1-ArticlePage3

Bin Laden's brother in law slain by robbers
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16898485/

How did these 2 ten year olds even get into college?
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21147801-1702,00.html

California to ban the light bulb
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070131/sc_nm/energy_california_lightbulbs_dc;_ylt=AiuDjvNchsvtibJMAE.v3BvMWM0F;_ylu=X3oDMTA3MzV0MTdmBHNlYwM3NTM-